Joel's Temp Drive
An interactive exploration.
Copyright 2006 by Joel Burton.
Model 44677843. Serial 1234U-3344

> LIST FILES.

If you're looking for something, try the file name directly.

> LIST FILE NAMES.

A booming voice says: "No, really."

> JUMP.

You just on the spot, fruitlessly.

> GRRR. FUCK!

Real adventurers do not such language!